Tea Daddy?
A man I went to church with many years ago relayed this story to me:
My 3 year old son found his sister's tea set and began to play with it. Soon he came in with a tea cup of water. "Tea daddy", he said and offered me the cup. I drank the tea and said, "yum". A few minutes later he returned with another cup. "Tea daddy". I drank it again. He returned again. I began to wonder, so I asked him. "Where are you getting the tea?". Beaming he replied, "from the mode".
Mode = commode or toilet.
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