Questions to Ponder

• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
• Does fuzzy logic tickle?
• If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
• How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
• I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem. This is cute. I think I'll make it the end quote on my e-mail. HAHA!
• If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?
• If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
• I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
• What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
• Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
• If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
• Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
• Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
• Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?
• How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
• Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
• Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
• Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
• Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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