Jonah and the Whale
One day a 1st grade teacher began to explain to her class that the Bible is full of errors. She explained that Jonah was false because it was impossible for a man to be swallowed by a whale and survive.
A 1st grade girl in her class spoke up. "In Sunday School we learned that Jonah was swallowed and lived", she said.
"Your church is wrong", the teacher stated. "It could not have happened".
The student said, "Well when I get to heaven, I am going to ask Jonah and see".
Angrily the teacher retorted, "What if Jonah didn't make it to heaven? What if he is in Hell?"
"Then you can ask him"
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