Complaining Priest
One day a man decided to join a monastery and become a priest. The monastery he joined required him to take a vow of silence. Once a year he was allowed to say two words.
After his first year, the bishop called him in to say his two words.
"Cold room", was his two words for the year.
The next year he was called in for his two words.
"Hard bed", was his allotted comments.
The third year he came in and said, "Bad food".
The fourth year he said, "I quit".
"It's about time", the bishop said. "You've done nothing but complain since you've been here".
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