It was a nice summer day when 2 flies came upon a picnic lunch. Finding only
baloney, they promptly ate their fill.
The flies then flew to a nearby well for a drink, then they sat on the pump
handle to rest and talk.
After a few minutes, one said he had to leave and flew off, only to drop dead
after a few feet. Then the second fly flew off, and he, too, dropped dead.
MORAL: DON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BALONEY.
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