The Clone
A wealthy man decided to have himself cloned. The clone was his exact duplicate, except that he used only profane language. After several months, the man was fed up. He took his clone to the mountains and climbed to the edge of a steep cliff. The man looked around and, when he didn't see anyone, he pushed the clone over the cliff. Just then, a police officer stepped out from behind some bushes and said, "I'm going to have to give you a ticket." "What for?" the man asked. "For making an obscene clone fall," the officer replied.
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